Finally gave up googling and decided to ask people with real experience.
Every time I find something that looks promising, I dig a little deeper and it's either behind a massive paywall or the reviews are suspiciously perfect.
What bothers me most is how hard it is to find real, unfiltered opinions. Forums like this are honestly more useful than any best-of list I've found.
If you've got experience with any platforms or approaches that work, drop them below.